Penguin

A man was walking in a park when he came across a penguin. He took him to a policeman and said, "I've just found this penguin. What should i do?". 

The policeman replied, "take him to the zoo"

The next day the policeman saw the same man in the same park and the man was still carrying the penguin with him. 

The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked, "why are you still carrying that penguin? Didn't u take it to the zoo?".

"I certainly did", replied the man, "and it was great idea he really enjoy it, so today i'm taking him to the movies!"

Guilty

A guy asked a girl in the

library:

BOY: Do you mind when i sit

with you??

GIRL: ( LOUDLY ) I DON'T

WANT TO

SPEND THE NIGHT WITH

YOUU!

all the students in the library

started

staring at the guy... He was

embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the

girl walked

quietly to the guy's table and

told him..

GIRL: I study psychology and

i know what

men are thinking... I guess

you felt

embarrassed right??

BOY: (LOUDLY) $200 FOR

ONE NIGHT?

THAT IS TOO MUCH!

all the students in the library

looked at

the girl in shock and the guy

whispered

into the her ears:

BOY: I study law and i know
how to make
someone feel guilty..