First world billionaires' problems

Penguin

A man was walking in a park when he came across a penguin. He took him to a policeman and said, "I've just found this penguin. What should i do?". 

The policeman replied, "take him to the zoo"

The next day the policeman saw the same man in the same park and the man was still carrying the penguin with him. 

The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked, "why are you still carrying that penguin? Didn't u take it to the zoo?".

"I certainly did", replied the man, "and it was great idea he really enjoy it, so today i'm taking him to the movies!"

WTF!!

I would like to buy some cyanide

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!

They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

11th May ( HOBBIT SHAREEF)