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Friday, 17 May 2013

A diary entry by a man - 
Last week , my girlfriend and I were getting into bed for the first time. Well, the passion started to heat up, and suddenly she said,
'I don't feel like it,
I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! Whats that?!'

She said:
'You ve really not touched my emotional needs as a woman, enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep dejected.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big big departmental store.

I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you... she was so excited that it could be seen through her looks and actions.

She Finally said, 'I think this is all
darling, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself and I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled look 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not part of my financial things, enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least the bitch knows I'm not less smarter than her...




 

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